Bài hát: A Million Ways To Die - Alan Jackson

Cowboys and pioneers, come lend your eyes and ears
I've got the need to testify
Don't try to build your nest out in the open west
'cuz there's a million ways to die

Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut
Too many ways to quantify
They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough
'cuz there's a million ways to die
A million ways to die

It's a hundred and one in the shade of the sun
If you fall asleep, you fry
A million ways to die
You can live like a saint but there just really ain't
no avoiding a million ways to die

Smallpox and bigger pox, and deadly tomahawks
Or God forbid you steal a pie
They'll blast you into shards for bein' good at cards
'cuz there's a million ways to die

Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains
and you can hear coyotes cry
They'll eat you up and then they'll *** you out again
'cuz there's a million ways to die
A million ways to die

With a whoosh and a whack there's a knife in your back
'cuz you got a fancy tie...
A million ways to die
It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance
Of escaping a million ways to die
A million ways to die