But you know me, bright ideas just pop into my head and do you know what I'm thinking? Seems a downright shame, shame, seems an awful waste, such a nice plump frame, what's his name? Has, had, has, nor it can't be traced, business needs a lift, debts to be erased, think of it as thrift, as a gift, if you get my drift, no, seems an awful waste, I mean with the price of meat, what it is, when you get it, if you get it, good you got it, take for instance Mrs Mooney and her pie shop, business never better using only pussycats and toast, now a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most, and I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste, Mrs Lovett, what a charming notion, eminently practical and yet appropriate as always, Mrs Lovett, how I've lived without you all these years, I'll never know, think about it, lots of other gentlemen will soon be coming for a shame, it's all so undetectable, hard choice, how rare, what's the sound of the world out there? What Mr Todd, what Mr Todd, what is that sound? Those crunching noises pervading the air, yes, Mr Todd, yes, Mr Todd, yes, all around, it's man devouring man, my dear, these are desperate times, Mrs Lovett, desperate measures are called for, oh, the oven, hot, out of the oven, what is that? It's priest, have a little priest, is it any good? Sir, it's too good at least, then again they don't commit sins of the flesh, so it's pretty fresh, it's awful lot of fat, only where it's sat, haven't you got poet or something like that? No, you see the trouble with poet is how do you know it's deceased? Try the priest, oh it's heavenly, not as hearty as bishop perhaps, but then not as bland as curate, it's good for business too because it always leaves you wanting more, trouble is we only get it on Sundays, lawyer's rather nice, if it's for a price, order something else though to follow, since no one should swallow it twice, anything that's lean, well then if you're British and loyal, you might enjoy Royal Marine, anyway it's clean, though of course it tastes of wherever it's been, is that squire? On the fire, mercy no sir, look closer, you'll notice it's gross, looks thicker, more like vicar, no it has to be grosser, it's green, the history of the world my love, save a lot of graves, do a lot of relatives favours, is those below serving those up above, everybody shaves so there should be plenty of flavours, how gratifying for once to know, that those above will serve those down below. Well now, what have I got here? I've got Tinker, something Pinker, Taylor, something paler, Potter, something hotter, Butler, something subtler, Locksmith, lovely bit of clock, maybe for a lark, then again the sweep if you want it cheap and you like it dark, try the financier, peak of his career, that looks pretty rank, well he drank, it's a bank cashier, never really sold, maybe it was old, have you any beadle, next week so I'm told, beadle isn't bad till you smell it and notice how well it's been greased, stick to priest, now now this might be a little bit stringy but then again it is fiddle player, that's not fiddle player, that is piccolo player, how can you tell, it is piping hot, well then blow on it first, the history of the world my sweet, oh Mr Todd, oh Mr Todd, what does it tell, it's who gets eaten and who gets to eat, and Mr Todd too, Mr Todd who gets to sell, but fortunately it's all so clear, that everybody goes down well with beer, well uh since marine doesn't appeal to you how about rear admiral, oh it's too salty, I prefer general, with or without his privates, with is extra, what is that, it's fop, finest in the shop, or we have some shepherd's pie peppered with actual shepherd on top, and I've just begun, there's the politician so oily, it's served with the doily, not one, put it on a bun, well you never know if it's going to run, try the fryer, fried is drier, the clergy is really too coarsen to me, then actor, that's compactor, and always arrives overdone, I'll come again when you have judge on the menu, wait true, we don't have judge yet, but there's something else you might fancy even better, oh and what is that, executioner, have charity toward the world my pet, yes yes I know my love, we'll take the customers that we can get, high borne and low my love, we won't discriminate great from small, no we'll serve anyone, we'll serve anyone, and to anyone at all.