A gay ranchero, a cavallero Can always find someone to pet
A senorita, a sweet papita Her other loves will soon forget
If he's insistin' and she's not distant The senorita will confess
Her gay ranchero, her cavallero Need only ask and she'll say yes
Soon there'll be a fiesta with a blushing bride And a gay ranchero standing by her side
If they find a promise that they have in store They'll be countin' little chicos by the score
A senorita, a cavallero Can always find someone to pet
A senorita, a cavallero Need only ask and she'll say yes
Soon there'll be a fiesta with a blushing bride And a gay ranchero standing by her side
Soon there'll be a fiesta with a blushing bride And a gay ranchero standing by her side
Back on the rancho, we now find Pancho With his papita by his side
She thinks he's handsome, worth any ransom To him she's still a blushing bride
Our gay ranchero, our cavallero Still tells the story of his life

The world of how they met
His gay ranchero, his cavallero Says he has nothing to regret
Now to end the story that I once was told Here's a little secret that I must unfold
For they find the promise that they had in store Now they're really countin' chicos by the score
A senorita, a cavallero Can always find someone to pet