This is a Fonk Tale, a history of the Intergalactic Fonk Expeditions. Many moons ago, in a galaxy known as the Fonk Nebula, specially trained Afronauts set forth on the mothership to seed and colonize unfunky planets. These extraterrestrial brothers searched far and wide through Fonk holes and Stargates to find a most suitable world to Fonkatize. By chance, they did happen upon a small blue planet and beamed down several advanced team brothers to check out the situation. These noble warriors found much natural groove among the population, but more importantly, did find the human female most attractive and thus did bid with woman. And a child was born. And the Fonk was with him. The brothers decided to name him O. Joy and laughter filled all the land as word spread that a Fonk savior had been born. His place of birth came to be called Fonkdom, and thus the initial home of the united colonies of Fonksters. As the child grew, word continued to spread by pun, songs, and faults about his special powers. All those that believed upon him came to be called Fonkatans and were baptized in the image of the chosen one, Dr. Fonkenstein. It is written that this child wielded a magic wand that was guaranteed to make them calm. This magic wand was called it then, and is still called it now. The Dookie Step Watch out! Now we need to give her a treat. You know, a lot of women ain't never had no treat. Tricks and treats. So, no, you don't want to trick her. No, I can't trick. No, there ain't no tricks. Ain't no turning up tricks. I can't hear my sister. We just got to put her up. Turn up the treat, Mike. Well, turn up the treat. Me? Me, me, me. You know what I mean? Trick. Come on with the funk. He can't hear me. The funk coming with the treat. Bring the funk. Funk. Oh. Oh. Oh, now, now, now. I'm not even in the state. Oh. Oh. Oh. Now. Now, now. You going to go there. Glory to your name. Your sister been begging for a treat, and you have been holding out on her. Look, I was trying to get a treat, and Bob just got me out here. No, she didn't. You just going to leave her. He went to drop me off at the bridge. Come on now. Come on. Come on, B. Come on now. Oh, y'all thought we was over? Oh. Sheila. She. Come on, dude. E. E. E. You know I got you covered. Come on, baby. Let's go. I'm back on the bus now. That's right. Let's go. I'm back on the bus. Here we go. I'm back on the bus. Let's go, E. I'm back on the bus. Come on. One, two.