A Fine Romance
This is, we should be like a couple of hot potatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance you won't nestle
A fine romance
You won't nestle

You won't nestle
I might as well play bridge with my old mate
And I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance
My good fellow
You take
A fine romance

I'll take
Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
A fine romance
With no walls
With no walls


With no insults
And all morals
I've never must the crease in your blue search pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance
With no kisses
A fine romance
My friend, this is
A fine romance
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
But we just fizz like pots of a sightless powder
A fine romance
A fine romance
With no clenches
A fine romance
With no pinches
You're just as hard to lend as the ill-deferenced
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine
A fine romance