A fine romance with no kisses, a fine romance my friend this is. We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes, but you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes. A fine romance you won't nestle, a fine romance you won't wrestle. I might as well play bridge with my old mate aunt, I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance. A fine romance with no kisses, a fine romance my friend, this is. We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder, but we just fizz like parts of settler's powder, yes. A fine romance with no glitches, a fine romance with no bitches. Just as hard to land as the Eden of France, I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance. A fine romance my good fellow, you take romance and I'll take jello. You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean, at least they flap their fins to express emotion. A fine romance with no quarrels, with no insults at all, I've never mustered crease in your blue search pants, I never get the chance, this is a fine romance. Yes, a fine romance my dear judges, two old folkies who need crutches. True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has, but we don't have the thrills that the march of time has. A fine romance my good woman, my strong age in the wood. Woman, you never give the Arkansas center glance, nor you like cactus plants, this is a fine romance. A fine romance my dear judges, two old folkies who need crutches. True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has, you know Louie, we don't have half the thrills that the march of time has. You're telling me, fine romance my very good woman, my strong age in the wood. Woman, you never give the Arkansas center glance, no I prefer cactus plants, this is a fine romance.