I'd like to say a few words in
defense of our country.
These people aren't bad,
nor are they mean.
Now, the leaders we have,
while they're the worst that we've had,
are hardly the worst
this poor world has seen.
Let's turn history's pages, shall we?
Take the Caesars, for example.
While within the first few of them,
they were sleeping with their sisters,
stashing little boys in swimming pools and burning down the city.
And one of them,
one of them named his own horse to be council of the empire.
That's like vice president or something.
That's not a very good example, is it?
Here's one,
the Spanish Inquisition.
Put people in a terrible position.
I don't even like to think about it.
Sometimes I like to think about it.
Just a few words,
defense of our country.
There's time at the top,
could be coming to an end.
Now, we don't want their love,
respect.
This point is pretty much out of the question,
but time like these,
we sure could use a friend.
Hitler,
Stalin,
men who need no introduction.
King Leopold of Belgium, that's right.
Everyone thinks he's so great.
Well, he owned the Congo, and he tore it up too.
Took the diamonds,
took the silver,
took the gold.
Nobody left him with.
Malaria.
President once said,
the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Now it seems like we're supposed to be afraid.
It's patriotic, in fact, and color coded.
What are we supposed to be afraid of?
Why of being afraid?
That's what terror means, doesn't it?
That's what it used to mean.
Pisses me off a little when I think that the Supreme Court's
can outlive me.
Couple young Italian fellas and a brother on the court now too.
But I defy you.
Anywhere in the world,
defy me two Italians as tight ass
as the two Italians we got.
And as for the brother,
well,
Pluto's not a planet anymore either.
The end of an empire
is messy at best.
This empire's ending,
like all the rest.
Like the Spanish Armada,
drift on the sea.
We drift in the land of the brave,
the home of the free.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.