Quick move. Check two. One, two, three, four. I read the news today, oh boy, About a lucky man who made the grade. And though the news was rather sad, Well, I just had to laugh. I saw the photograph. He blew his mind out in a car. He didn't notice that the lights had changed. A crowd of people stood and stared. They'd seen his face before. Nobody was really sure if he was from a house of lore. I saw a film today, oh boy, The English army had just won the war. A crowd of people turned away. But I just had to look. Having read the form, I laughed in time. Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, twenty-ten, twenty-eleven, twenty-twelve, twenty-thirty, twenty-forty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, twenty-four, I read the news today, oh boy, Four thousand holes in Blackburn last year. And though the holes were rather small, They had to count them all. Can't they know how many holes it takes to build a yard of coal? I'd love to die. I'd love to die.