Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for the indescribable Robert Mack.Hello, Americans.And lucky foreigners visiting our proud lands.Hi, I'm semi-successful non-celebrity Robert Mack.From RobertMack.com.I know what you're all thinking.Hey, who canceled?I was here a couple years ago, who remembers?Me either.Last time I was here, I was telling a story, and I ran out of time.So, I thought I'd finish it now.Let me get it out real quick here.And that's why it's called Lake Titty Kaka.The end.Sorry about the cliffhanger, but you know you want to hear that one again.I come from a large family.Homo sapien.Many others.Oh, wow.Bunch of homos.I took the 23andMe DNA test, and I'm mostly Polish and other Eastern European,and then some other European and a little bit of Native American,and I'm 1.3% Jeff Goldblum.I'm a big fan of science.I follow it.I follow it religiously.And the famous science man, Charles Darwin, once told methat humans and all creatures, we have the same biological drive.It's to survive and then propagate the species.And if you've ever been to an airport or tried to park at a Trader Joe's,you've probably noticed there are a lot of us.We are one of the successfulest propagators on the Earth.So much so now that we're choking the planet, which we need to live.We're not done with the lease yet, and I don't think we're going to get our deposit backbecause global warming is out of control, but I have a great idea on how to fix it.Everybody needs to run their air conditioner all the time with their windows open.It's a no-brainer, which is how I thought of it.When you're hot, you turn on the air.When the planet's hot, doy, just turn on the air.What could be obvious-er than that?I got the idea when I saw a cat go from the sun to the shade.Yeah, when hot, add cold.You'll be less hot.I don't know what part of that flow chart is tripping all you guys up,but even Mr. Pickles has it figured out, all right?It's not rocket surgery, okay?It's a button.