It's been a bad, bad day On a scale of one to bad It's in the Guinness Book of Grey The weatherman's gone weathermad There's a storm on the horizon There's a twister in the breeze Outside the underworld awaits Sharpening bedknives Chaos comes to those who hate To see us live our lives There's a hard man in the harbour By the clovered lager lamps shouts It's a bad day It's a bad, bad day And there ain't no way It's gonna go away So I'll just lay here on this mountain way It's been a bad, bad day There's a storm on the horizon There's a twister in the breeze It's a bad, bad day And there ain't no way It's gonna go away So I'll just stay here on this mountain way Ooh la la la Ooh la la la Ooh la la la I'm not mad and I'm not drunk But if you're feeling lucky punk Turn around and walk away Cos I just had a bad, bad day And hey, there ain't no way It's going away So I'll just stay And sing songs of sorrow Sad songs that say Roll on tomorrow It's been a bad day It's a bad, bad day