Hello!
You have a collect call from Cuckoo
Please answer the following question, "Yes or no"
Will you pay for the call? Is this on?
Gather around my wealthy friends and enjoy the horrifying sights
Only your worst nightmares could produce
Actual human beings of a deformed nature
Come at once, and come and indulge yourself
In our own twisted amusement of another's misfortune
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, enter our three ring show of freaks Ring one, a dung a dung dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school then I run down the hall
Scaring the *** out of all y'all bitches Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties
Just 'cause I don't look like everybody
I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys
Scary, bula! And what's the big deal about my neck
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch
Up a couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright No, so, now how ya gonna act?
So what if I got another arm growing out of my back
I guess, I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the three ring Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere Ring two, how do you do?
I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who?
You don't try to front ho
Try to play me out just 'cause I'm running with the sideshow Or maybe it's the leg growing out my neck
But don't jet baby, heh, not yet
I'm popping in like a pound of lead
Black 'n' blue, his next roll and drop me on my head Oh ***, I knew I had to *** up my circuits
'Coz when I was two my momma left me at the circus
Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows
Like bad boys, hermaphrodites and old man crow But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
Started a crew of my own, mother***er, I'm not alone
So don't be stickin' your finger in my face stank
Or your stomach might receive a shank from the Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves
Here at our three ring exhibit
But to be honest I really don't see
What's so ***ing funny about it
These ***ing people are real! Ring three, the ICP
Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me
That's how you get ***ed up
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird
Have Snake woman kick my love to the curb
She busted into my tent, now I'm ***ed
Had the fat bearded lady in the buck, uh *** that bitch, suck that
I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac
Just two balls hanging with no protection so
I move real careful and slow You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak
Call me Don Knots 'coz I'm getting on it every week, uh
So come see the carnival and threw me your change, bitch
I chill with the three rings Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere Three ring a ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
Three ring a ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere Well, that's it
I hope you're satisfied
I hope you had a good time
You ***ing heartless bastards You saw what you wanted
So *** your ***ing kids
And that fat flop of *** wife of yours
And get the *** out of our circus tent You cold-hearted sons of bitches
You think they look ***ed up
Just wait till I kick your
***ing lips in a couple times You'll be sittin' up here like a bitch
And we'll laughing at your folded ass
They'll call you lumpy after I done put knots
All over your ***in' forehead Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here
How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot
You ***ing little bitch
Come here, I'll shove that ***ing corn dog up your ass Get the *** out of here
Show's ***ing over
Get the *** out of here
You ***ing heartless bastards
