Turn the TV off, make the bed
Oh my God, it's five, once again
Pour another drink, pour another drink
And take it down
All my friends are home, so am I
So I drink alone, just to fight
Nobody around, nobody around
Keeping count
Now I'm dancing in the kitchen
Breaking all the dishes
Breaking all the rules that I set myself
I swore I wouldn't lose my mind again
Yeah, what would mama say?
She said, oh
You never know when you'll stop
Like every day's Friday night
So drunk in the morning
My heart's beating fast

And my feet dance
Oh, well, now I'm high as a ceiling
And oh
I think I just hit my stride
Till I wake up and hate my life
Too drunk and I'm all in my feet dance
Oh, well, now I'm high as a ceiling
Oh
I'm high as a ceiling
Should I send that text message?
Maybe not
But I miss that *** quite a lot
It's five o'clock somewhere
Maybe you're somewhere
Thinking about me
Now I'm dancing in the kitchen
Breaking all the dishes
Breaking all the rules that I set myself
I swore I wouldn't lose my mind again
Yeah, what would mama say?
She said, oh
You never know when you'll stop
Like every day's Friday night
So drunk in the morning
My heart's beating fast
And my feet dance
Oh, well, now I'm high as a ceiling
And oh
I think I just hit my stride
Till I wake up and hate my life
Too drunk and I'm all in my feet dance
Oh, well, now I'm high as a ceiling
Oh
Yeah
Woo
Uh-huh
I'm high as a ceiling
Nothing good happens after four in the morning
It's another day, guess I'm keeping it going
Did some crazy things, but that was yesterday
But what would mama say?
She'd say, oh
You never know when you'll stop
Like every day's Friday night
So drunk in the morning, my feet dance
Oh, well, now I'm high as a ceiling
Oh, I think I just hit my stride
Till I wake up and hate my life
Too drunk and I'm all in my feet dance
Oh, well, now I'm high as a ceiling
Oh