I caught you cheating
You had the nerve to say you're sleeping
Just not with her,
but tell your friends
That I'll be lost without you
And I'll admit it
Sometimes I miss when we were in it
So I made a list so I'll never forget
All the things I hate about you
Ten, you're selfish Nine, you're cheating Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Seven, talk a big game till you're naked
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Five, you're toxic Four, can't trust you Three, you still got mommy issues
Two, you tell your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you
Your friends must suck if they think you're cool
A sloppy drunk, obsessed with this jewel Keep buying bottles with your daddy's money
And I don't know how I felt for your * You gross me out
Yeah, I've got the egg and I've got a list
Of why you don't get to * me
Ten, you're selfish Nine, you're jaded Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Seven, talk a big game till you're naked
Only six seconds, then I had to fake it Five, you're toxic
Four, I can't trust you
Three, you still got mommy issues
Two, you sell your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you
You made me love you
You made me love you Ooh,
ooh
How'd you make me love you?
And I'll admit it
Sometimes I miss when we were in it
So I made a list, yeah
Ten things I hate about you
about you 10 you're selfish, 9 you're jaded,
8 the dumbest guy I dated
7's all a big game till you're naked,
only 6 seconds then I had to fake it 5 you're toxic,
4 can't trust you
3 you still got mommy issues
2 you say you bullshit I can't undo