I caught you cheatingYou had the nerve to say you're sleepingJust not with her,but tell your friendsThat I'll be lost without youAnd I'll admit itSometimes I miss when we were in itSo I made a list so I'll never forgetAll the things I hate about youTen, you're selfish Nine, you're cheating Eight, the dumbest guy I datedSeven, talk a big game till you're nakedOnly six seconds and I had to fake itFive, you're toxic Four, can't trust you Three, you still got mommy issuesTwo, you tell your bullshit I can't undoOne, I hate the fact that you made me love youYour friends must suck if they think you're coolA sloppy drunk, obsessed with this jewel Keep buying bottles with your daddy's moneyAnd I don't know how I felt for your * You gross me outYeah, I've got the egg and I've got a listOf why you don't get to * meTen, you're selfish Nine, you're jaded Eight, the dumbest guy I datedSeven, talk a big game till you're nakedOnly six seconds, then I had to fake it Five, you're toxicFour, I can't trust youThree, you still got mommy issuesTwo, you sell your bullshit I can't undoOne, I hate the fact that you made me love youYou made me love youYou made me love you Ooh,oohHow'd you make me love you?And I'll admit itSometimes I miss when we were in itSo I made a list, yeahTen things I hate about youabout you 10 you're selfish, 9 you're jaded,8 the dumbest guy I dated7's all a big game till you're naked,only 6 seconds then I had to fake it 5 you're toxic,4 can't trust you3 you still got mommy issues2 you say you bullshit I can't undo