One, two, three. ["Hankering for a Honky Tonk"] ♪♪ ♪ Well, I got a call from round and round, six o'clock, ♪ ♪ saying he called a hankering for a honky tonk. ♪ ♪ Want some nice cold beer and a country song, ♪ ♪ but he didn't want to stay out all night long. ♪ ♪ Well, I ain't too kind to let a buddy drink alone, ♪ ♪ but I can't turn it off once I turn it on. ♪ ♪ There's no stopping me once I get going. ♪ ♪ Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide-ass open. ♪ ♪ The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb. ♪ ♪ By half-past ten, I'm half-past tipsy. ♪ ♪ At quarter to twelve, man, I done had plenty. ♪ ♪ The countdown's on when the first beer hits me. ♪ ♪ Five, four, three, two, one, too many. ♪ ♪ After five Diane Millers, I was feeling loose. ♪ ♪ Singing karaoke to a teal tune. ♪ ♪ When a pretty little thing shined me awake. ♪ ♪ She said, hey, cowboy, could you buy us a drink? ♪ ♪ Well, hey, baby doll, I will if you want. ♪ ♪ But I can't turn it off once I turn it on. ♪ ♪ There's no stopping me once I get going. ♪ ♪ Put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide-ass open. ♪ ♪ The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb. ♪ ♪ By half-past ten, I'm half-past tipsy. ♪ ♪ At quarter to twelve, man, I done had plenty. ♪ ♪ The countdown's on when the first beer hits me. ♪ ♪ Five, four, three, two, one, too many. ♪ Come on, boys! ♪♪ ♪ Now, I never meant to kind of quit. Won't stop till I get to the bottom of this. ♪ ♪ And the night's still young. So what you say we shotgun one? ♪ Yeah, we'll shoot one with you, Luke. Come on, Ronnie. ♪ There's no stopping me once I get to go and put a can in my hand, man, I'm wide-ass open. ♪ ♪ The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb. ♪ ♪ By half-past ten, I'm half-past tipsy. At quarter to twelve, man, I done had plenty. ♪ ♪ The countdown's on when the first beer hits me. Five, four, three, two, one, too many. ♪ ♪ Yeah, five, four, three, two, one, too many. Come on, that's a country song right there. Come on. ♪ ♪♪