I'm not a good teacher.
My father has no strength to teach me lessons.
But he taught me to give a good dose of pills.
My father doesn't participate in any
war because he is allergic to fighting.
But he prepares a shakshuka,
a fire and a bomb of soup.
I want soup.
My father's apache is so big,
I'm surprised he's so sensitive.
But he's really, really good at making a fire.
My father doesn't know the difference between a symbol and a cross.
But whenever we move,
he comes with his friend on the bus.
It's a cross.
My mother and father are ordinary people.
Mother, I'm not a super mother.
Father, he's not a super father.
I love them like this.
Mother and father.
Great.
My father always asks me to throw him firecrackers on the roof.
But he reads the most funny poem on the holiday evening.
My mother is a cleaning lady.
But when friends come over,
she joins the war of the curtains in the living room.
Watch out for the clock.
My mother is bad at cooking.
But she's good at inviting guests.
My father always messes with the stove.
He's not good at English.
But he knows how to light a fire without a match.
Bon appetit.
It's not in English.
My mother and father are ordinary people.
Mother, I'm not a super mother.
Father, he's not a super father.
I love them like this.
Mother and father.
Great.
Great.
My father is a smoker.
He doesn't even have a beard.
But he knows how to make me a rare cigar.
My father comes home from work at least at
9pm. But he leaves me sandwiches with fries.
Why don't you get married soon?
Because they're close and have a family.
Ha ha ha.
My father never knows what grade I'm in.
And he always messes with the holidays.
But he remembers taking the English exam in 1980.
My mother is not good at cooking,
making cuckoo,
making fimo,
connecting balloons, blowing a whistle,
speaking a foreign language,
and she doesn't go to the toilet that often.
But she's really good at making the
characters in the story before I go to bed.
She's a bad cook.
My mother and father are ordinary people.
Like you.
Like you.
Mother, I'm not a super mother.
Father, he's not a super father.
I love them like this.
Mother and father.
Mother and mother.
Father and father.
Great.