t out.
这是大鸟大传书这个行业的计费单位。
大鸟大传书?
在咱们京城地区,你要是用小文鸟传书的话,
小文鸟?
一鸟利是三文钱,也就是用一只小文鸟来送信。
那倒挺便宜的。
可是它写了有七张纸,一只小文鸟飞不动。
得要七只鸟,七鸟利要二十一文钱呢。
人家朱千岁是皇亲国戚,不在乎这几文钱的。
那倒是。
可是相公啊,这信要是送远一点的地方,那小文鸟不就累死了?
这您别担心,小文鸟只送京城地区,要是京城以外华北地区,就用飞鸽传书。
一鸟利是十文钱。
那要是再远一点行不行呢?
可以啊,你要是想送信到江南,岭南,云南,那就用红艳烧书。
红艳烧书就是所谓的全区服务。
一鸟利要一百文钱。
这么贵啊,那能不能再远一点呢?
当然可以啊。
那就得用大雕漫游了。
这又是什么啊?
顾名思义就是要放雕啊。
你想把信送到扶桑,朝鲜,暹罗,麻六甲,都得使用大雕漫游。
好厉害啊。
可是不便宜啊
,这一次得要,一鸟利得要一两银子。
而且你中途要是换雕,那得要一两银子。
这又是什么啊?
顾名思义就是要放雕啊。
你想把信送到扶桑,朝鲜,暹罗,麻六甲,都得使用大雕漫游。
好厉害啊。
可是不便宜啊。
这一次得要,一鸟利得要一两银子。
好厉害啊。
可是不便宜啊。
这一次得要,一两银子。
这一次得要,一两银子。
这一次得要,一两银子。
因此他们的鸟养得特别好,飞得特别高,而且种类特别多。
九娘啊,你待会儿禀告朱千岁啊,虽然烟雨楼距离咱们客栈只不过六条胡同,但是他这封信我照样给他用大雕漫游送过去。
那得多花银子诶。
没多少,现在竞争这么激烈,大伙都在降价。
再说,多花钱不要紧,信安全送到最重要。
什么意思啊?
你想啊
,天空是鸟的地盘,你要是让小蚊鸟或飞鸽在天上碰到其他家的红焰或大雕,那岂不就有盖鸟的危险吗?
盖鸟?
如果大雕飞得低,大雕飞得高,要是大雕直接扑向小蚊鸟,那不就盖鸟,信就送不到。
现在街上很多人都在抱怨他的信老是寄不出去或者是收不到,就是被盖鸟了。
听你在那边胡扯。
我不困。
我要等那个家伙回来嘛。
你不要闹他啦,人家吴老爷明天可是要考试的。
我知道了,听话,乖,乖乖乖,我晓得了。
可是,可是人家都已经喜香香的。
听话,乖。
听这个笑声很多人去过。
可是到了我的客栈,才知道你老婆长相不好。
晓得我,七百四。
看你们这个反应,我就知道有人想到数目字上去。
我的名字不是七百四,我的名字叫七百四。
咱们大明朝七济光大将军的七,一百个子嗣的百嗣。
做人已经够可怜的,不要凡事都往数目字上去想。
账目的收入支出啊
,孩子的念书成绩啊
,婚丧喜庆的份子钱啊,都是数目字。
再说,我客栈的店名叫七十一。
谁会取那么俗气的数字名字,俗气。
七身之所的七,美食佳肴的十,人要衣装的一,七十一。
可是你别说,京城里来的那些洋人啊,老是要把我的店名叫成,Simon你来闻。
而且还编成歌唱哦,Simon你来闻。听起来就好脏。
听起来就好脏。
crippled,
crippled, crippled, crippled, crippled.
crippled,
crippled,
crippled,
crippled,
crippled,
crippled.
big, large, stoop...
hey, 19?
be back?
I'm going to
go to the temple.
I'm going to go to the temple.
I'm going to go to the temple.
I'm going to go to the temple.
I'm going to go to the temple.
I'm going to go to the temple.
I'm going to go to the temple.
groaning
This exam thing...
Is it...
is it a little busy?
Shopkeeper!
If you don't have anything to do,
you should go rest early.
Let me read a book.
Me?
I'm not busy.
I'm not busy.
You're not busy, I'm busy.
Excuse me, excuse me.
So I said...
Excuse me, excuse me.
If you come again, I'll have to do more.
Would you like to go back to your room and chat?
It'll be more comfortable.
OK.
Fen, Rong, Yan, Gui, Wan, San, Gao, Dan.
Help everyone to solve the disaster.
Zi,
Wei,
Dou,
Shu,
Tie,
Ban,
Shen,
Shuan,
Si,
Zhu,
Tui,
Ming,
Lin,
Qian,
Pu,
Gua.
Help everyone to guide the people.
What's written on the front is...
The four best in the world, the top of the list,
step by step, the best in the world.
These lucky words.
I'm sure you'll want to draw again next time.
Next time?
Roast cake, pancake, anti-cake, pancake,
pancake, pancake, scallion cake, pancake,
pepper cake, red bean cake, lotus leaf cake,
This is good.
tea We are free tea
cro pipe dream
we are talented
Regional
snow
nature
This long time
to
Sister-in-law,
you know the reality of this examination hall very well.
Doing business is about making a living.
So tomorrow I'm going to the front door
of the Forbidden City to set up a stand.
The name of the exam is the Examination Hall Service.
It's a three-year exam.
So he's done it three times.
It's been nine years in total.
That's a lot of experience.
Yes, yes, yes.
There's a new way to eat this time.
So try your best if you can.
Brooke Forge, she's scared of you.
啊?
喝进嘴里还直跳呢
它的口味...
可口
喝了以后...
可乐
啊哈哈哈哈
这些东西中国人吃得惯吗?
哦
嗯,没关系没关系
我还熬了状元吉利粥
哎,好口彩
这个一听这个名字就吉祥
其实啊,还不就是昨天吃剩下的那些猪肚猪肝猪肠子啊
用滚烫的白粥一浇就成了 哎哟哟哟,吃这些东西它恐怕不好吧
十年寒窗无人问 一举成名天下之
中了状元也该时时记得从前过的那些苦日子吧 是是是
可那些什么羊玩意儿我还是弄不懂 吴老爷
我大明朝有三宝太监七次下西洋 西洋人当然也能很方便的坐大帆船来中国做生意嘛
这洋人越来越多 学说洋话的中国人也就越来越多
哦
九娘 你说到这洋人洋话呀 你现在就唱那首洋歌来听听 啊?
还唱那一首哦 好啊
Mr. President
洋歌 唱得好 唱得好
不来了 不来了 你们都笑我
我有事儿啊 我先回房去一下
我先处理一下啊 您忙 您忙 待会儿再聊
不聊了 让我看书啊
我出个算术应用题你来算一算
我不考算术的
一封信七张纸 小文鸟传书一鸟利三文钱
飞鸽传书一鸟利十文钱 红艳烧书一鸟利一百文钱
大刁曼油一鸟利一两银子
现在要把这封信从京城送去福尔摩沙
等等等 哪里
福州外海有个小岛叫福尔摩沙
哦 有有有
这一封信七张纸规定四种鸟都要用到
小文鸟七鸟利
飞鸽三鸟利
红艳一鸟利
大刁一鸟利
注意 问题来了
啊?
啊?
这一共要花多少钱
啊?
待会儿聊
喂喂喂
喂
你
什么鸟啊?
你送信去福尔摩沙干什么?
福尔摩沙据我所知只有西洋来的红毛藩啊
没有中国人啊
泱泱大明朝天子脚下送信去福尔摩沙
红毛藩他看得懂中国字吗那个?
我若得中投名状元
那也不是完全不可能的事啊
我若得中投名状元
我非好好跟你算这笔账不可
老欺负我
我若得中
全家大小可都要翻身了
跨马游街一锦还乡是何等风光啊
我家大门口要挂上玉笔蜻蜓的牌匾
状元吉弟
院子里面竖起高高的旗杆
马背无几 岔出燕尾
我娘 我娘子
还有我那刚出生的儿子就通通翻身都成了贵人了
我应该抱起我的儿子对他说
儿啊 不管你将来走到哪千万要记住
你爹是状元 而你是状元的儿子
NO!
I'm
going to tell you a story.
I'll tell you from the beginning.
Let's go to Beijing.
When we get to Beijing,
I'll invite the best teachers for you.
One will teach you how to write,
one will teach you how to do math.
This is a big deal.
You must do it well,
or you'll be cheated.
When you grow up,
I'll send you to the Imperial College as a student.
Oh,
not everyone can be a student.
Only the sons of the royal family,
the nobles,
and the nobles can enter the Imperial College.
You can skip the embroidery and the paper-cutting.
You can go straight to the Hui and
Dian departments and be a great man.
You can study hard in the Imperial College.
When you come back home,
you'll learn some talents.
Writing,
painting,
playing the piano, playing chess,
playing the flower, calculating, and judo.
I've put a lot of effort into you.
Because you're the son of a great man,
you're much better than others.
Plus your personal hard work,
I don't think you need to do much.
You can go to the Imperial College at 16.
Before that,
I'll have to get you a wife.
Otherwise, you'll blame me.
Once you get into the Imperial College,
I'll tell you honestly.
The responsibility of the great man is on your shoulders.
You have to plan for your son's future.
Poor parents.
What am I doing?
I have to take the exam tomorrow.
I have to read.
As a scholar,
if you don't have a name,
you can't be a man.